LaCinta is currently listed as the 3rd fastest growing blog on WordPress.
Thanks for your support and all, but you bastards never comment. I don’t look like a legit blog without hundreds of comments on every post, and I’m real concerned about my blog-cred.
Here’s a chance to comment:
What new marketing ploy should I introduce to LaCinta in order take the #1 spot of fastest growing blog on the interweb?
1) Write more about my feelings, like Kanye’s blog.
2) Reinstate Hippy Tits (previously failed LaCinta column)
3) Look more like Perez Hilton.
4) Violate the DMCA more.
5) Spam comments sections and forum boards across the internet with links to LaCinta, like that Dbag-blogger at Hipster Wave.
7) Make fake news (like The Onion & The Spoof). Did you know that “Miley Ray Cyrus Nude” is the most searched term on Google?
8 ) Interview VIPs, like Baby-Faced-Daddy-Boy
9) Learn CSS, Flash, or HTML and make LaCinta look more legit.
10) Stop blogging and just Twitter all my thoughts instead.
What do you think? Who should LaCinta be?