I love Star Trek. I hate crooks. And this is just HILARIOUS! Warf would be disgusted. And the Bat’leth isn’t even full size! Nerd probably couldn’t even lift a real Bat’leth.
This actually happened though, at two 7/11’s in Colorado in one day. Sounds like the guy got away too.
Here’s a news story on it; presumably written by a recent Journalism school graduate who is not familiar with Star Trek.